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Jerry Seinfeld Funniest Quotes
I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him? It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is [...]
Robin Williams Quotes
Here are some funny Robin Williams quotes. There are 14 quotes and all of them are funny, witty and great humour. “Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.” “We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.” “Reality is just a crutch for people [...]
Bill Cosby Jokes
Every father says the same thing: “Where’s your mother?” Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. I said to a guy, “Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful,” and he said, “Because it intensifies your personality.” I said, [...]
Fitness Jokes
There was this really buff body builder running down the beech one day and noticed that no one was paying him any attention. He also noticed that all these really hot girls were just poring themselves over this really scrawny nerd.One day the body builder had enough of it and asked the nerd what his [...]
Funny Jokes Lines
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she’s 97 years old and we don’t know where she is. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up. The only reason I would take up exercising is so [...]